Guys, girls, whatever, let's just talk and shit. I'm going to start putting myself out here and I don't give a shit what sticks or not. What are my attractive traits? Well...
For guys: I love sports. Like, I bleed statistics and ESPN coverage. I listen to the same kind of music you do. I am a great wingman. I love alcohol.
For girls: I'm obvious handsome. I'm a good conversationalist, but I'm best at listening. I can talk to you about stuff you're interested in. I have a car.
See? I'm like, the perfect person to be friends with! Plus, I know cool places to go to, I'm a good dinner buddy, and most of all, I love you.
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