February 13, 2007

Sorry

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry.

See?

Life is like a box of bullshit, don't open it.

February 4, 2007

The top doesn't match the bottom

I can't believe I have to be the one who says this, but Nelly Furtado's body proportions are simply absurd. Google up a picture of her. Look at the top half of her body, and cover up the bottom with your hand or something. She's flat chested, nice tummy, so on and so forth. Now, find another picture of her, this time, making sure her ass is showing or something. Cover up her top half, and focus on her from the waist down. Her ass is a bubble! This makes no logical sense. Her ass is bootylicious, but her top half is tight and fit?! This makes no sense to me at all.

That isn't to say I don't like it. I LOVE it. It makes for great music videos, let me say that.

Also, Nelly Furtado affirms to me that Timbaland is indeed a genius when it comes to current music. Every artist should collaborate with him. The results would be outstanding. Could you imagine what would have happened to Aaliyah if she hadn't died? Timbaland would have been blowing shit up 4 years ago, easily. Whatever, his work now is producing music that's enjoyable.

Also, Nelly Furtado's videos have made me pay attention to MTV again. The choreography isn't overpowering the song, but complimenting it and making the video better. Also, having Nelly Furtado gyrate with her ass as I mentioned previously certainly helps manners.